Thursday, 23 January 2014

One Week Celibacy Wahala!


Okay… welcome to Corporate Gist hub for today. Yes. Our topic is primarily what you see as the post title (look up jooor don’t be lazy). This was discussed in the office like two days ago, yea, exactly two days ago. And Biorlah threw the topic to the house amongst other topics sha, one of which was ‘If you’re driving in a traffic as a guy and you see a man come out of his car, walks up to your wife (apparently not in your car, you both just happen to be on the same road home), and gives her a slap, what will you do?’ Well sha, me avoided that question o because e get as e bi. Now to today’s topic; here is the case scenario…





            |||You just got married as a man and you and your wife have not had ‘it’ for one
            week due to ignorance on how exactly to do ‘it’ since you’re both virgins. On
            the 7th day armed robbers came to the house to cart away with your valuables
            and in the process your wife was raped in your very before (presence). After
            the robbers must have left, what will you do? Will you still accept her as your
            wife (with the knowledge that she’s probably pregnant) or will you just put her
            away for some time until you know what to do?|||


Please o! Don’t say this question is silly. At least no be me ask am, na Biorlah !
I wonder what Biorlah was thinking when he came up with the question. I refused to answer but not until Bulesin retorted that the best thing to do is to be with the wife after helping her psychologically. I, Jorne, responded that the husband should take the wife for HIV test as well as pregnancy test (since we’re not sure if she’s really pregnant). However, we did put up the question on Paolu’s Facebook timeline as a status update and one of his friend said he would just put the wife away and get another wife immediately (possibly a virgin too). For him to start afresh or what? I asked in my mind. Na wa ohh lolllz. Some people are funny sha. I’m sure that dude is a typical Yoruba man (don’t shoot me o!). After all, no be Yoruba boy ask the question… lol? But come to think of it, why would a couple remain one full week after wedding and did nothing? That kind ignorance na first class o! Anyway that’s the topic and we trashed it as usual. On a serious note, it behoves the husband to support the wife all the way. The trauma alone is enough psychological distress that a lady should not go through. The issue of rape is tied to the emotion state of the victim and at such moments, victimization is not the best bet. That’s all for now and until next post, don’t forget: if it’s not corporate, then it’s not meant for the office!


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